Pink Gorilla (Oz Special)

2 reviews for Pink Gorilla (Oz Special)

1. 

   Rated 5 out of 5

   H Bork (verified owner) – April 1, 2022

   This is a wicked product. Taste is nice (doesn’t kill your throat either so isn’t harsh either) it has a cross between fruity and minty smell but also the distinct smell of high grade Indica. I am impressed, this one like the rest so far fits the bill, (definitely in there at a solid 25%) and that’s nice because I sometimes have a hard time with the spreads that some online companies put on their product. Now like I said before, I have it down to 2 very good suppliers that sell you what they tell you it is. Every once in a while the mark is a bit lower and due to one batch being same shit but different pile there is some variation from clone to clone. But in any case to be fair to “Happy” I won’t be disclosing my other source. It’s a doggy dog business out there and I have certainly paid my dues with regards to finding the best online medical grade cannabis retailers. Now Happy Clouds fits in here at the very top like my other source. They are very similar in pricing and their write ups and reviews give you a pretty good idea. But what I do is before I buy one or another which in my books must absolutely meet the low standard I have set at 25% (NO LESS!) anything less and its a waste of my money, might as well smoke tea leaves….LOL! But “Happy” has excellent product, a lot of it seems to be not only high grade but Kraft as well. But I was still smoking the bag of “Forum Cut Cookies” that I bought almost 3 weeks ago. I’m down to my last 5 grams so it was a good go. I have really enjoyed the Cookies, it definitely was in and around the 27-28% mark. No shit, 28%. But I like to mix it up and not get hooked into the strongest all the time but like I said they very minimum is 25% but most comes in at 26% or better, most of the time the middle of the spread and every once in a while one that lows the top off the spread!!! Go figure. By the way I was in touch with Cookies in the USA and they are currently working on some Cookies Geno’s that not only are grown outdoors in California but the plants grow to 14-16 ft and have buds that are ounces, best part is the THC tested was 48%. I constantly have this argument with the suppliers that it isn’t the amount of THC that gets you high. Well not not to call anybody a downright fool or anything like that (or maybe I would….LOL!) I have my own potentiometer built in. Like the THC is/has been part of my DNA and bloodwork ever since 1969. Now that I have found Happy and my other supplier I’ll stick to them because they not only both sell FANTASTIC grass, but the prices are fantabulous as well. Now I can smoke my brains out as much as I want and it basically costs me under $100/month. Hell of a lot better than $60.00 /quarter I used to pay! It was good dope too but not at $300-$400/month more than I’m paying now. My advice is to set a minimum and work within those parameters only. But don’t keep on the high test all the time or eventually you’ll burn out, and what a waste that’d be. I smoke from 4 to six spliffs a day, and maybe even another one or two on occasion. I’m not piggish, I roll joints about the size of a cigarettes’ only with a small cardboard filter I twist up and I’m all set. So folks that’s my say and I’m sticking to it. Lots of good product in the 25%+ range. Have fun everybody and always stay a week or two ahead of ordering if possible and watch for those sometimes really good 2 for one sales. I’m very pleased with this product as well as the previous orders…..Way to go “Happy”

2. 

   Rated 5 out of 5

   H Bork (verified owner) – April 7, 2022

   I bought this Pink Gorrilla on April 1rst (April fools day) Best one I’ve had in years. Just to add to my previous uptake on ths weed is that I have enjoyed it thoroughly and am still puffing away on the bag. I do have a bit of other stuff but mainly I smoke this batch and will save a few like the rest for a rainy day. But its been a nice regular smoke for ny time of day although I find it tends to make me not so lazy so as to say but unmotivated,LOL! anyways once I actually “Force myeslf” to doing something I get right involved in what I am doing…. alas, always to the point of perfectionism whch drives everybody crazy. But in the end it’s better than just a good job, its a meticulously done perfect job! No shit, when I get nto things I go all out, so good strong weed does it for me. Here’s a story, I used to work at a major bus manufacturer in Winnipeg. I was a Painter II and painted coaches for Dolly Parton, and Kenny Rogers and a bunch of others. I was part of a clique of painters that were all stoners like me. Anyways we all came to the same opinion that when we smoked a bunch f dope just before we went into the booths to paint the busses that we did a better job than when we weren’t stoned. Less hangers (runs) no dry spray or orange peel unless the mixer guy fk’d up! At the time there were basically two types of weed around, the “Redhair” and the “Skunk” (well the skunk came further down the road, the Redhaired was the precursor to hydroponic weed and cross culturing) anyways This Pink Gorilla is priced really fair, the hit although not claiming to be the hardest hitter is in my books right up there with “GOOD ENOUGH” My wallet is just as important as the quality, I’m willing to “SUFFER” LOL, LOL! a point or two on THC percentage when it saves me hundreds of dollars a month or thousands per year ( Lie a free trip to Vegas for a week for me and my wife type of savings per years) So I just went to my other number one which is now absolutely my number two go to now but nothing interesting happening there and I’m ready to reorder because I’m down to a 1/2 bag and a few “G’s” of a few other things that I’m reordering while the reordering is good.
   BUt my final take on this pink Gorilla is that 1) its a solid 26% in my books 2) the price was really right 3)but heres the thing, so you take about 2/3 of what you normally use to roll a spliff, run it through your grinder ((Mine is an aluminum “Piranha” costed $20, best $20 I ever spent on paraphernalia) But the weed Pink Gorilla at 2/3 what you normally used busted up in your grinder will create a pile that overfills your paper. So to me having spliffs the size of a cigarette that I smoke alone with a filter saves me money and makes my weed last a long time……. depending on how much f a hog I am on a certain day, but at 65 years of age my lungs can only handle between 4 to 8 spliffs a day now. So I suggest buying this wildwood weed for sure, and double double sure if it goes on sale at 2 for 1